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Academonica Willem Olwagen

Academonica

Willem Olwagen

Published April 8th 2013
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Kindle Edition
355 pages
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Presenting the exciting new horror comedy by the author of nothing else of consequence!Jasper is a student at Academia University. Like his friends and fellow students, he sleeps through most mornings, he drinks like a disillusioned deacon, and heMorePresenting the exciting new horror comedy by the author of nothing else of consequence!Jasper is a student at Academia University. Like his friends and fellow students, he sleeps through most mornings, he drinks like a disillusioned deacon, and he eats so much instant noodles that his taste buds undergo weekly therapy. He hardly goes to class either- why would he when SpongeBob is on at the same time? Student life is the good life... until Jasper fails a test.But its only a test, right? No big deal, right?You would think so, but at Academia University an evil is brewing that is so incomprehensible that evil itself cannot comprehend it. Soon, Jasper and his friends are embroiled in an adventure so abominable that adventurers everywhere give up dueling dragons and get day jobs instead.The evil now knows who Jasper is. And its coming for him. Jasper neednt feel all special inside, though, for it will soon threaten every university student in the world! Can Jasper and his unstable friends vanquish it before it obliterates all that they hold dear? Or rather, can they get off their asses for more than five minutes to wade through a malevolent maze of misery without dying too much?And dont even get me started on the branch through the ear thing...