|About the Book|
Garrett Cook truly amazes me. His imagination is mind-blowing, his prose sings like the sweetest discombobulated sirens, and no matter how far out or strange his stories may get, he has the magical ability to make it all work. To somehow make it allMoreGarrett Cook truly amazes me. His imagination is mind-blowing, his prose sings like the sweetest discombobulated sirens, and no matter how far out or strange his stories may get, he has the magical ability to make it all work. To somehow make it all logical.-Trent Zelazny, author of To Sleep GentlyTheres no way to prepare, no way to protect yourself. Garrett Cooks work has an edge...and its at your throat.-Robert Dunbar, Bram Stoker nominee, author of Martyrs and MonstersGarrett Cook and Jimmy Plush aint fluff. Raw and uncut, dealin out death to the offensive, they preach sledgehammer when they drop hardcore in hardboiled-Joseph S. Pulver, Sr., Editor of A Season in CarcosaIt is one thing to create a world. It is another thing to make it real. Cooks impressive and highly ambitious novel does this admirably.-Sean Keller, screenwriter Dario Argentos Giallo and Rage (starring Nicholas Cage)From the Wonderland Award winning author of Time Pimp and Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective comes a new collection of weird, horrifying, and heartfelt stories.Featuring:Re-Mancipator - When zombie Abraham Lincolns start running amuck, John Wilkes Booth, Marilyn Monroe, and other greats from history must save the day!Dieselpig - The beloved Smiley the Pig is here to save us from the Catholic Church. And hes brought a shit ton of guns!Brians Girl - A gorgeous woman arrives one day at a mans door for anonymous sex. Its not a dream come true- its the beginning of a cult that will change the world.Plus fifteen more strange and beautiful tales.